How Not To Make A Prize Winning Quilt
by Ami Simms
47 pgs, this book is out of print. When these are gone, they’re gone!
Ami tells all in this hilarious tongue-in-cheek guide to quilting disaster. You won’t feel intimidated by “perfect” quilts any more – not after you se how this expert quilter began. Ami confesses to having made every mistake you can think of and then some, proving there’s hope for us all.
Off the wall chapters include:
Don’t worry, it’ll quilt out
If nothing falls off you’re doing ok
If it doesn’t fit, pull on it or cut it off
Don’t mark quilting lines with food
When bad binding happens to good people
If you can’t applique, paint
People with big chests shouldn’t quilt in small cars
If you want warmth, buy an electric blanket
Don’t add seam allowance more than once
Only sissies machine quilt
After 53 quilts you can still make a dog
